2. What is Denmark?

Denmark is a small Scandinavian nation, well-off and seemingly happy.

Denmark isn’t currently troubled by war, famine, or any other such unpleasantries.

Denmark’s problems have all been internalized. Depression is a fad, and suicide rates are soaring.

Denmark is the epitome of the middle classes. It sucks up to the US, and pities the poor countries to the south and east.

Denmark is decaying.